Gonna need a couple cups of coffee this morning before I feel like speaking to anyone (in the wife’s language) today.
MERDE - Shit always sound better in French.
(Source: thinksquad)
What is a “roomboy”? And does that word appear on your credit card charges if you stay at one of those hotels, even if you had no idea they were ever there? …One of todays classifieds in the Nuremberg http://MarktSpiegel.de (Taken with picplz.)
English - German - My Misunderstanding
Undershirt - Body - Dead Person
Bullying - Mobbing - Crowd of Angry People
Slightly Concerned - Angst - Intense Fear
On the Big Screen - Public Viewing - Funeral of a Public Figure / Politician
Pajama Shorts - Shorty - Crush / Lover
Cell Phone - Handy - Inappropriate & Confusing
Live Music - Life Musik - Theme Songs
Projector - Beamer - BMW
Information - die Infos - Information Overload
Subway - Untergrundeisenbahn - Underground Railway (Harriet Tubman)
Chocolate Marshmellow - Dickmann - Inappropriate & Confusing
Sour Milk - Dickmilch - Inappropriate & Confusing
Photo Shoot - Fotoshooting - Overused (think Princess Bride)
Flower Art - Blumen Kunst - Australian Profanity
Jewelery - Schmuck - Idiotic Jerk
Hoodie - Pullie - Inappropriate & Confusing
Haircut / Stylist - Friseur - Frizzy Hair
Race - Wettfahrt - Wet Fart
Entrance - Einfahrt - A Fart
Exit - Ausfahrt - Uh?
Trillion - Billion - Uh?
Current - Aktuell - Actual
Fancy - Apart - Not Together
Satchel / Man-Purse - Bodybag - Who Died?
Fire - Brand - Name Brand
Bellhop - Callboy - Male Prostitute
Almost - Fast - Quick
Stove - Herd - Cows?
Advice - Berate - Yelled At
Social Worker - Streetworker - Prostitute
German walks into a bar in London and orders two martinis.
Barman says: Dry?
German says: No, two.