The Savage Legend

“My neighbors… Security cameras are crap in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:44:17 +0200

“My neighbors… Security cameras are crap in comparison!” Whatcha’ looking at Germany? #TheGermanStare #germanstare (at Nürnberg)

Got to the #gym just in time… For it to stop #raining. ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:54:42 +0200

Got to the #gym just in time… For it to stop #raining. #nuremberg #germany (at XXL Fitness)

"The board of Yahoo, the faded Web pioneer, agreed on Sunday to buy the popular blogging service..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:50:52 +0200

“The board of Yahoo, the faded Web pioneer, agreed on Sunday to buy the popular blogging...

I love #coffee time! #bialetti (at Woodyard Manor)

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:00:03 +0200

I love #coffee time! #bialetti (at Woodyard Manor)

theinevitablezombieapocalypse: The Zombie Apocalypse: Survival...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:06:28 +0200

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

The Zombie Apocalypse: Survival Outbreak Guides

deviantart: Justice Families by Andry-Shango.deviantART.com

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:21 +0200

deviantart:

Justice Families by Andry-Shango.deviantART.com

Found a nifty little sign at work… @finnegansnbg (at...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:58:34 +0200

Found a nifty little sign at work… @finnegansnbg (at Finnegan’s Irish Pub)

cracked: The best story about reaching into dolphin stomachs...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:42:30 +0200

cracked:

The best story about reaching into dolphin stomachs you’ll likely read today.

5 Easy Fixes to Complex Problems You Won’t Believe Worked

#5. An Aquarium Hires the World’s Tallest Man to Save a Choking Dolphin

[T]wo dolphins at an aquarium in China were chowing down on the plastic lining that surrounded their pool when large chunks of the material became lodged in their stomachs (because, like all higher mammals, dolphins will occasionally do things that don’t make one bit of sense). The pieces were too big for the animals to digest, so they just sat piled in their guts like giant lumps of melted G.I. Joes, preventing the dolphins from eating anything else.

The Absurd Solution:

So, in a last-ditch effort to save the two dolphins from starving to death, the aquarium called up Bao Xishun, a former Guinness World Record holder for world’s tallest man, to come reach his absurdly long arms down the animals’ throats to see if he could yank the plastic out.

And he freaking did it.

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Heading home for some #shuteye, problem is… #Coulrophobia ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:18:22 +0200

Heading home for some #shuteye, problem is… #Coulrophobia
(at Nürnberg)

Just the sight this #clown makes me break out in a cold sweat...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:49:19 +0200

Just the sight this #clown makes me break out in a cold sweat #Coulrophobia (at Königstor)

It’s shaping up to be a good day to be sitting in a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:52:18 +0200

It’s shaping up to be a good day to be sitting in a #biergarten (at Finnegan’s Irish Pub)

A runaway on Mother’s Day (at Steinbühl)

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:49:54 +0200

A runaway on Mother’s Day (at Steinbühl)

Man of Steel Viral - General Zod’s Warning (2013) Superman...

Sun, 12 May 2013 06:31:07 +0200

Man of Steel Viral - General Zod’s Warning (2013) Superman Movie HD (by movieclipsTRAILERS)

Make up your mind weather, is it #sunny or #overcast? #nuremberg...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:45:05 +0200

Make up your mind weather, is it #sunny or #overcast? #nuremberg #germany (at Nürnberg Südstadt)

motherjones: cheatsheet: digg: theweekmagazine: From...

Sat, 11 May 2013 04:08:30 +0200

motherjones:

cheatsheet:

digg:

theweekmagazine:

From KUCB:

A flock of eagles descended on the Safeway parking lot last week, prompting police intervention.

Public Safety Director Jamie Sunderland says several people called in short succession on Thursday afternoon to report the melee.

Sunderland: “One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles sitting on, in and around several vehicles in the area.”

Sunderland says the eagles were feasting on garbage bags of fish product in the bed of a pickup truck.

More: “Police Break Up Eagle Party at Safeway”

This is terrifying.

Pretty sure I’ve had this nightmare…

They say a picture is worth a thousand fake band names.

Doh, forgot my #nalgene bottle at #work, retrieved it and PUFF...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:35:30 +0200

Doh, forgot my #nalgene bottle at #work, retrieved it and PUFF OF SMOKE! Disappeared like #Batman. (at Finnegan’s Irish Pub)

Home cooked dinner get in my belly! Thanks @SabsFaerieDust...

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:18:17 +0200

Home cooked dinner get in my belly! Thanks @SabsFaerieDust #foodporn (at Woodyard Manor)

I am amazed that this is street legal in Germany. (at...

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:57:47 +0200

I am amazed that this is street legal in Germany. (at Steinbühler Tunnel)

#INJUSTICE finally arrived in the mail! #DC #XBOX360 (at...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:19:08 +0200

#INJUSTICE finally arrived in the mail! #DC #XBOX360 (at Woodyard Manor)

Waiting on my boy. (at Grundschule Wiesenschule)

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:11:01 +0200

Waiting on my boy. (at Grundschule Wiesenschule)